To The Big Boss Man at Lulu Hypermarket @luluhypr

Dear Santa Mr Lulu 

We would very, very much like English Christmas cakes, mince pies, Christmas stockings filled with Cadburys chocolates, Christmas crackers, decent Xmas tree lights that are much longer than 3 metres, reasonably priced Xmas cards of decent quality, santa hats, stars for top of tree, Cadburys Xmas selection boxes, icing paste and marzipan (in the same shop, not 20km apart), glacé cherries, currants, mincemeat, chocolate advent calendars, Lebkuchen, sage and onion stuffing, Butterball turkeys, brussel sprouts and parsnips (not ridiculously priced please), antler headbands, Bisto gravy, Xmas puddings, Santa outfit for the dog, Elf apron and hat for the maid, chestnuts, collapsible decorated green Xmas trees, Xmas socks, Xmas slippers, silly Xmas gifts that fit into Xmas stockings. And so much more.. It's Xmas we yearn to have all our home comforts and are willing to splurge so please get your sleigh out and whip up some Christmassness for us all because we've been ever so good. Thank you, although the dog's looking a little worried. x



Thank you Louise for the additions.