Saturday, October 31, 2015
Happy Halloween - Jokes for the Trick or Treaters
Halloween Jokes
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker poodle boo.
Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?
A: Happy Owl-ween!
Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
A: He doesn’t have a heart.
Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?
Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie!
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!
A: Spooketi
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker poodle boo.
Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?
A: Happy Owl-ween!
Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
A: He doesn’t have a heart.
Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?
Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie!
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!
Shakshooka Market is Back Today
The Secret Garden
Baghdad St Lane 11, Salmiya, Kuwait
Check out their instagram accounts for more on what they are handmaking for you! #totallymadethatwordup #handmaking; @Hive_kw @48.0E @tawabel_kw @auntmaries @chezbubba @misgibi_by_s @saltbakery @thesoapboxkuwait
@mai_kwt @thebabyconnection.kw @evasbeeswaxgoodies @scratchBysharifa @thegreekbakeryq8 @remas.alsheikh @infusionskw @matryoshka82 @kenaneyafarms @yadawi #shakshookamarket
#thesecretgardenproject
Friday, October 30, 2015
Qout Market Has Moved to Murooj - First One of the Season 6th November
Months ago the organisers decided #QoutMarket Season 3 should be smaller, structured more simply and beautifully, and on a more frequent schedule. For their vision, Murouj was the perfect new home.
The way they see it, all the most beautiful things in life are the small things. #GoingBackToOurRoots - Nov.6 & Nov.21
Check www.qoutmarket.com for the updated schedule and a map to the venue.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Yellow Parade Day 13th November
For further information on the Yellow Parade please visit alnowair.com
With World Kindness Day fast approaching us, it can only mean one thing!
The Yellow Parade is back for the second year, promising to be bigger and better than the last.
This November 13th expect to see yellow bikes, buses and cars taking to the Gulf Road to promote #drivekind
Saudi Prince Caught With Largest Drug Haul in Beirut Airport History
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/10/saudi-prince-held-record-beirut-airport-drug-bust-151026160814780.html
A Saudi prince and four other people have been detained in Lebanon in the largest drug seizure in the history of Beirut airport, a security source has said.
Prince Abdel Mohsen Bin Walid Bin Abdulaziz was among those detained by airport security while allegedly "attempting to smuggle about two tonnes of Captagon pills and some cocaine," the security source said.
"The smuggling operation is the largest one that has been foiled through the Beirut International Airport," the source told the AFP news agency on condition of anonymity.
Captagon is the brand name for the amphetamine phenethylline, a synthetic stimulant.
Manufacturing of the substance thrives in Lebanon and war-torn Syria, which have become a gateway for the drug to the Middle East and particularly the Gulf.
The UN Office of Drugs and Crime said in a 2014 report that the amphetamine market is on the rise in the Middle East, with seizures mostly in Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Syria accounting for more than 55 percent of amphetamines recovered worldwide.
The security source said the drugs had been packed into cases that
were waiting to be loaded onto a private plane that was headed to Saudi
Arabia.
Lebanon's state news agency said the private plane was to head to Riyadh and was carrying 40 suitcases full of Captagon.
The five Saudi citizens were still in the airport and will be questioned by Lebanon's customs authority, the source added. In April 2014, security forces foiled an attempt to smuggle 15 million capsules of Captagon hidden in shipping containers full of corn from Beirut's port.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Wild Life of Kuwait Mask Making Workshop at Al Shaheed
Kuwait's desert is home to many exotic creatures such as the Desert Fox, the Hedgehog, and the Sand Cat to name a few!
Join us this Thursday for an educational mask making workshop, where kids will learn how to make masks of their favourite animals of Kuwait!
To register, please visit the calendar of events on our website www.alshaheedpark.com
Date: 29th October 2015
Time: 5.30 - 6.30pm
Location: Visitor Center
2nd Annual Trunk or Treat Kiddies Fancy Dress Event
Enjoy safe fun trick or treating this year at a small park located near The Village just off of 208 and the 30 Freeway.
Trick-or-Treat from trunk to trunk in a line up of our participating cars parked in the parking lot of the park.
Come dressed in your favorite costume, and decorate your car as well!
Anyone welcome! The more the merrier! :)
This is a private event, not sponsored in any way. Please bring candy to share!
October 31st from 12 noon to 2PM. Bring kids and lots of candy. Fun afternoon in the park by the sea with the kids. How scary can that be?
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Marina Market Vendor Opportunities
The exhibit " Marina Market 2 " at the marina mall
Location: Marina
The exhibition will be a period of 12 days as follows:⭕ the first period: 19-20-21 / 11 / 2015⭕ the second period: 26-27-28 / 11 / 2015⭕ the third period: 3-4-5 / 12 / 2015⭕ the fourth period: 10-11-12 / 12 / 2015
WMA HIM:
2 X 2 🚩
3 X 2 🚩
For booking and inquiries 📲
66146506
66495567
* the exhibition will continue for a period of 4 months from the month of November
Saturday, October 24, 2015
Review: Party Box in Shuwaikh Industrial Area :O)
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| The most adorable matching sets, cupcake toppers, doillies and saucer crackers ever |
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| The cutest cupcake stands KD 2.500 that's 750 fils cheaper than the store opposite |
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| Giant balloons with helium KD 14 |
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| Baby shower cookie or fondant cutters |
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| Planning a baby shower? |
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| They thought of everything |
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| Helium filled giant Spiderman balloon |
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| For the Spiderman lovers |
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| Perfect popcorn presentation |
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| Taking paper plates to a whole new level |
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| Never have to settle for boring make-do ever again |
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| Something a bit more macho |
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After visiting Party Box in Shuwaikh I'm itching to plan a party. Lots of pretty matching party plates, napkins, plastic cutlery, glass cake plates, party bags, toys, doilies, banners, badges, cake stands, etc. Themed, polka dot, floral or your favourite Disney characters there are lots to choose from.
A lovely well organised store, helpful staff, good prices. Definitely Kuwait's new #1 party store.
9/10 ... only because the location is probably best visited on a Saturday when the traffic in Shuwaikh is not horrendous. Best route is to take the 3rd ring road until you get to London Market turn right just after London Market and you will find the very pink Party Box store approx. 500m down on your left hand side.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Fit4Life Expo at Murouj 23 & 24 October
Fit4Life is the 1st and only health & fitness expo in Kuwait!
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Don't miss out on your chance to kick start a healthy life style!...
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You will be able to check out gyms, sports gear, supplements, dietitians, and healthy food vendors all in one place.
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The venue will be at the new @muroujkw area
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Don't miss out on your chance to kick start a healthy life style!...
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You will be able to check out gyms, sports gear, supplements, dietitians, and healthy food vendors all in one place.
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The venue will be at the new @muroujkw area
Map
Thursday, October 22, 2015
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